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Thursday, July 30, 2009

... BUT THE KID IS NOT HIS SON

So apparently Billie Jean wasn't just a song. According to pretty much every gossip site out there Michael Jackson allegedly has a a fourth child. This one is supposed to actually be biologically his and was conceived during a one night stand with some Norwegian chick.

This doesn't surprise me that people are coming out of the woodwork trying to find a child biologically fathered by the MJ. I kind of understand why people want to see it. We're all just so broken up over him leaving us that we wish the King of Pop had left us with a biological heir to the throne to fill the empty space.



Of course you can tell by the title of this post that I think this story is bullshit. But what really pisses me off is Joe Jackson actually feeding into the bullshit. He's not mourning his son. He's just pissed he lost his cash cow!


Instead of taking five minutes to really look at the kid to see that he doesn't resemble Michael at all he looks at the kids dance moves. Claiming that he dances like a Jackson. Let's not forget he showed interest in Michael's other 3 kids' music talent as well. He just can't wait to exploit those kids and make money off them.


Seriously take a look. Sure he looks like Mike post vitiligo and plastic surgery. But that doesn't have SHIT to do with his genes. Look and untouched Mike and look at Omer Bhatti (the 25 yr old in question).



They don't look a damn thing alike! I'm getting pretty sick of people comparing recent pics of Michael to his children and alleged children and saying, "See? Look! They have his chin". That's not his got damn chin! That's the chin he bought! Sure he altered his face to heart's content but the guy couldn't possibly change his genes.

Ergo if Michael Jackson had a biological child, no matter what race the mother is, the child has to have some physical evidence of being half black. That man carried plenty dominant genes. At least some of them would have to show up. There's no way Michael could father a child that looks 100% Caucasian.

So no biologically speaking Prince Michael is not his. No Paris Katherine is his. No Blanket is not his. And HELL NO this Omer Bhatti kid aint his. Shame on you Joe Jackson.

By the way. Omer Bhatti himself doesn't even think he's Michael's child. Take a look at the story.

Monday, July 27, 2009

SHE HASN'T GIVEN UP YET

I was almost convinced that since Amerie wasn't gettin much love in the states she was just going to keep releasing music in Europe. Apparanly she has a much bigger audience over there than she does here.

But it seems she hasn't quite given up on the old US of A yet. She's now signed to Def Jam and ready to make her debut her new label with her new album In Love & War.

The release date is supposed to be sometime in August but I'm not sure if that's still the case. It doesn't matter to me when it comes out as long as it does come out.

I've had both All I Have and Touch (her first two albums for those who don't know) and I loved them both. I think they were definitely slept on, especially Touch.

I've also done a previous post on the singles she's released in Europe (Take Control, and Gotta Work). I love those too. I don't know why I seem to be the only one that likes her but it's cool I'm used to standing alone when it comes to these matters.

Anyways here's the video for her first singe. Why R U. I dig it.

Friday, July 24, 2009

HEY! I KINDA DIG LETOYA


Once again I happen to like another female artist that is so slept on.

I actually had LeToya's first album and I thought it was great. She was just a victim of bad single releases. She had some great ballads and some great club bangers. Unfortunately her voice isn't quite as powerful as Beyonce's but she still sounds a lot better than a lot of chicks out there.

Her first single Not Anymore was good but not enough to get her noticed in this saturated market of female singers. But her second single is kinda hot (it should've been her first). It definitely deserves much more airplay. Check out the video.





Monday, July 20, 2009

IS THIS HOW VIBE MAG IS GONNA BE REMEMBERED?

I was hoping that they would bring vibe vixen back but it seems like that isn't gonna happen because apparently vibe can't even keep it's head above water. Yup the recession is serious folks. There will be no more vibe magazine. I think it's a damn shame because it was one of the last good urban magazine's left. Now what are we gonna read? XXL? ICK!



Anyhooz I'm sorta disappointed at their choice of a last cover. Do we really want to remember vibe as promoters of an obvious publicity stunt? Take a gander.



ICK! I guess they were trying to pay homage to Janet Jackson's old rolling stone cover? They definitely do it justice.


Sorry to sound shallow once again but honestly I don't know what ladies see in the Dream anyway. Everything about the guy screams mediocre (except for the beats and lyrics). He just looks average. His voice is below average. His personality comes across as just average. ICK!


Second does Christina Milian think this helps her reputation? Nick Canon to Dre to the Dream? Seriously man it's like she's doing anything (or anybody rather) to stay in the limelight.



I think it's retarded when people use their personal lives to sell themselves because history has proved time and time again that it doesn't work. People read up about the controversy, and people talk about the controversy, but if the music sucks people are still gonna ignore it.



Do people think because R. Kelly sold well in the midst of the whole sex tape controversy that there's a connection between controversy and album sales? NOPE! R.Kelly sold because chocolate factory was a hot ass album. The same goes for 50.

The beef didn't sell his records. Hot music sold his records. As you can see now the beef with Rick Ross isn't helping much in the comeback department. And Rick Ross gets more airplay than him.



Anywayz I digress. If Christina Milian wants to save her career she needs to get hot beats and lyrics from the Dream. She doesn't need to marry him. It's not helping her at all.


Or perhaps she should give up on music all together. It's not like she has much of a voice anyway. I've said this a million times already and I'll say it again. The market for female solo artists is way too damn saturated. We need to get rid of the dead weight anyway.


She's been at it for like 9 years already and she's gotten nowhere. It's time to give up.


Maybe she should try acting or something. She's pretty she should be able to land herself and nice sit com or something. But Christina Milian's music career is pretty much over.


I think it sucks that VIBE wasted their last cover on this garbage. They should've given it to a legend like...i dunno... Michael Jackson perhaps?



Friday, July 17, 2009

YOU SEE CASSIE? NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.




I was definitely not a fan of Cassies' new haircut. I thought it was a stupid lame attempt to do something rock starish.



Don't get me wrong I think the shaved head thing is cool. I'm a definite fan of Amber Rose's do. But I think if you're gonna shave your head you either have to shave it all or shave some but make sure the rest of it is still short.


Check out Rihanna's new do. I think Cassie could take some notes.




Thursday, July 16, 2009

THE INFAMOUS PEPSI COMMERCIAL


Ok so I'm pretty sure some of you have heard that they dug up the old footage of the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial freak accident from 1984 (you know when he gets a bald spot burned into the back of his head). If you haven't seen it yet you can click the pic of Mike to see.
My question is. It's been 15 years since the accident. Why does it matter now? Well I guess I can answer my own question sort of. They're trying to say it was the start of his pain killer addiction because he had to take them to ease the pain from the surgery he had to get on his head.
But still I have to ask why does it matter now? Why do people always want to dig and find information when it's too late. How come nobody was paying attention to Michael's pain killer addiction when he was still alive? Ok yes I know it got some attention but apparently not enough if everyone is so convinced he overdosed on something.
Furthermore is releasing to footage of him damn near getting burned to death really gonna solve anything? Ok we've established that that is when he began his pain killer addiction. But the real question is: Is that what killed good old Michael Jackson? Watching tapes videos of him with his head on fire can't answer that question.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

YOU'RE KILLING ME BEY!

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm BLOODY SICK of watching Beyonce play dress up in her music videos. Sweet Dream was my favorite song off of the I Am... Sasha Fierce album but after seeing the video now all I can do when I hear the song is roll my eyes. Can we take a look at Beyonce's recent video history please?










Now boys and girls can anyone tell me what all these video's have in common? They are all nothing but Beyonce showing off how cute she is. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with females showing off the beauty they were blessed with and we all know Beyonce is beautiful woman. But that's just it... well all already know that Beyonce is a beautiful woman. Now can she show us something else please? Something like, i don't know, originality or creativity?

How many times is she she gonna do this put me in the middle and I'll have 2 female dancers on either side of me thing? It was fantastic the first time she did it. Single Ladies will always be a classic video. But now she's making herself look like a one trick pony by recreating it 3 times over. Time for a fresh new idea Bey otherwise you'll just turn into Mariah Carey part 2. Can anyone remember the last time that chick put out a video with some meaning?

Monday, July 13, 2009

BEAUTIFUL

It's a miracle that Eminem and his potty mouth was able to come out with another single. I'm actually pretty shocked that it would be beautiful. For those who don't know beautiful is the only song on Relapse that Eminen recorded in the midst of his drug addiction and depression. I said this before and I'll say it again this song and video demonstrates that Eminem doesn't always have to go for shock value to get attention. Even when he tones it down his talent still shines through. I liked this song mainly because I like any song that comes from an honest place. He really takes you to the center of his pain with this one. This time it's without any jokes or offensive lyrics or without pissing off the people he felt wronged him. It's just an honest look into how he was feeling at the time. As a matter of fact I shouldn't even call it Eminem's video. This is Marshall Mathers' video. I love it. The video is great to and I know it sounds shallow but I have to say it...he looks damn sexy in it.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

THURSDAY THROWBACK: THE MICHAEL JACKSON COLLABORATIONS

I just wanted a reason to post the video's I didn't get a chance to post in the RIP Michael Jackson Playlist. 10 videos really weren't enough to post my favs. But here are 2 more. The first is Say Say Say a duet with Paul McCartney released in 1983.




Second is his duet with his little sister Janet released in 1995. I loved to see Mike and Janet dance together. It was hot.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

INVINCIBLE


Ok i know this album came out way before i even know what a blog was (wait actually i did i had my first xanga july of the same year) but now that the King of Pop has left us I have to say that I'm glad to know that he went out on top. A lot of people don't know it but his last studio album was HOTNESS! I'm not just saying that cuz he's dead either.

I remember I was in a variety store and I had just bought a Harry Potter locker mirror for my high school locker and they were playing the entire Invincible cd. I don't remember not liking a single song they played. I couldn't even believe it was Michael Jackson. I didn't like a lot of the stuff he put out in the 90s so I figured Invicible would be crap but I loved it.

Even though I didn't actually buy it until recently the songs I heard stuck in my head and 8 years later I haven't forgotten them. That's crazy I never remember anything after only hearing it once. So here comes the part where I talk about my favorite tracks. The one song that stuck out in my head was Break of Dawn. It kills me cuz i didn't even know the name of the song I just remember the beat and melody and 8 years later I decide ok lemme look up the track listing for Invincible and as soon as I saw the title i thought "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE HOT SONG I HEARD IN THE STORE"!


Michael hasn't really been known for baby makin music but damnit I would totally smash to this song.





My other favorite song (besides the singles of course) is the title track Invincible. I would've loved to see what dance moves Mike would've come up with for this one. It's a shame I never got to see him in concert.






I know I usually choose 2 songs tops but because it's Mike I had to pick a third. Last but not least I picked Whatever Happens featuring Carlos Santana