20 ANSWERS

My answers to the 20 questions section at the back of this month's vibe magazine.

1. Does Nick Cannon actually want to become the official white house dj?
- ICK! Obama has no time to be bothered with Nick Cannon and his looserness. We have an economic crisis to fix.

2. When did Freeway become an internet superstar?
-When he realized he couldn't be a mainstream superstar

3. How cool is college hoops star Stephen Curry?
-Who?

4. What mad Keith Sweat think it was a good idea to reunite Dru Hill?
- Hey don't hate on Dru Hill they were a hot r&b group before Sisqo got all conceited and released that wack ass Return of Dragon album. It was all downhill from there.

5. Does anyone care when Bill O'Reilly disses rappers anymore?
-I most certainly don't.

6. What was Don King wearing at the Hip Hop Summit Action Network Inaugural Ball?
- An outfit he bought at the $0.99 store?

7. How many second chances is Pacman Jones gonna get?
-ok i'm lost on that one

8. What were Bow Wow and Jermaine Dupri thinkin when they recorded the bromantic "Roc the Mic"?
- Bow wow was thinkin "please help me with this song maybe you can save my career!" JD was thinkin "I can't save this damn boy's career but I'll do the song anyway so he'll think he has some hope" (yes i know i'm being a mean blogger right now sue me)

9. How is DMX pink prison garb gonna help him turn his life around?
- it's not what he wears in prison that's supposed to change him. IT'S BEING IN PRISON THAT'S GONNA CHANGE HIM!

10. Is B.o.B about to become a star?
- I hope not. He totally jacked Andre 3000's swag. Swag jackers should not be stars.

11. Anyone remember what Joe Budden and Saigon were beefing about it the first place?
-No...who remembers what nobodies beef about?

12. Did the guy who cosigned Biggie really cosign Joaquin Phoenix's "rap career"?
- Wait..you mean Diddy? Diddy cosigned Joaquin Phoenix's rap career? Is he f*ckin serious?

13. Can Ray J's reality show get canceled, like...today?
-HEY DAMNIT I LIKE THAT SHOW! Leave Ray J alone.

14. Is ABC's The Bachelor or The Bachelorette ever going to be a man or woman of color?
- Wasn't the same question asked about the president of the united states? look how that situation turned out. i don't ask questions like that anymore.

15. Is it officially time to call LeBron James the best player in the NBA?
-Not until Jay moves him to the Brooklyn Nets. When he plays for Brooklyn then he can be called the greatest.

16. Isn't it gonna take you a looong time to forgive Kanye for this?
-If you're referring to the nappy mohawk then yes.... a really really long time. But hey it's Kanye you gotta love him.

17. Lil Wayne: Um, rock star ?!?
- ummm no

18. When did ESPN First Take become a hangout for rappers?
-huh?

19. How many times have you bumped Jeezy's My President this year?
- NONE! Now ask the same question about Will I Am's It's a New Day and you'll get a different answer. I just thought it was a more tasteful song.

20. Won't you miss T.I. when he's gone?
-I most certainly will and I'm pretty sure he smiled when he read that question. He'll be back before we know it. A year isn't that long. Plus he left us with some great music to bump in his absence and his career will be just fine when he gets back. It's not like he can't record in jail....just ask Shyne.