GUESS WHOS BACK!

Hello there people. I know it's been a long time. I've been on vacation. But you know I had to come back and sound off on this eminem Nick Canon Beef. It's killing me to do this because I used to be the biggest Eminem fan in the world in my teen years. I would defend him against any enemy. It was so serious I even earned the nickname "eminem's lawyer". But eventually I grew up and I think it's time Slim Shady did the same. He once said in an interview that his fans have it hard cuz it must be a tough job having to defend him all the time. Ya damn right Slim it was a tough job and it's a job I can't do anymore.

Take a peek at the news story

Now take a peek and Nick's blog entry


Before I get on my issues with Shady lemme point out the holes in Nick Canons argument. Call Eminem what you want but you can't say he's racist. He's constantly surrounded by black people and he's rapper for Christs fuckin sake! The guy doesn't hate black people or else he'd be a country singer or something. You think Dr Dre would really sign a racists to his label? Get real guy!

Second Mariah Carey IS NOT BLACK! I don't give a shit what bullshit poserness she was doin in that new dream video tryna act like she can braid hair when she know damn well she can't. He claims she got the same racial makeup as the president. Yes Obama is half black. Mariah Carey is 1/4 black. Big fuckin difference! Her mom is Irish. Her dad was 1/2 black and 1/2 Venezuelan. Ergo Mariah is 1/2 white 1/4 latina and 1/4 black. And no black and latino aint the same thing. Yes they have similarties but no they aren't the same. Let's get that straight. So no Eminem isn't insulting a black woman he's insulting a mixed chick. Now I'm not saying that makes it any better. I'm simply saying insulting Mariah Carey doesn't make Eminem a racist seeing as half of her is the same race he is and only 1/4 of her is the same race as Nick.

Now lemme get to Eminem. As much as I'd hate to admit it Nick Canon was absolutley right. It seems like Eminem has a seriously hard time with letting go of the past. It seems like his whole career was built on talkin shit about people and it's ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKIN PEOPLE. As a fan I'm getting kinda sick of hearing about ya damn moms and ya damn on again off again wife. I'm sick of hearing about everybody in your life that made you feel bad. Can you rap about something else please? Lets say you did smash Mariah. Dat shit was 8 years ago dude! Have you not gotten some since then or something? It seems like this guy keeps making the same song over and over and over again. Furthermore it's like he's making the same music video over and over and over. How many times I'm I gonna watch this guy play dress up? You're disappointing the shit outta me Slim. It's time for you to grow up and quit makin fun of people and start rapping about shit thats actually important damn. If you don't wanna do that den you need to just fall back and produce cuz I don't wanna hear carbon copies of My Name Is for like the 100th time and I don't wanna hear you complain about how much ur life sucks. Quit actin like such a bitch and man up and maybe you can get back on top. You're really too talented for this crap.

What makes things even worse is that Nick Canon already said all the things Eminem could say back to diss him. He already acknowledged he has inferior rap skills. He already said he was corny. He already discussed that he was on Nickelodeon. That was a very smart move on Nick's part cuz seriously what else can Eminem say about him? He already mentioned it all. And the thing that's ironic is that's the same strategy his character in 8mile used to win the ending battle against Poppa Doc. It's a damn shame.